Story Wars: Episode Six - Return of the Princess Bride
|Author(s):||Eric Wirtanen & Kreg Segall|
|Game EMail:||darkoni AT verizon DOT net|
|Male Players:||Min: 23 / Max: 23|
|Female Players:||Min: 22 / Max: 22|
|Neutral Players:||Min: 1 / Max: 1|
|Total Players:||Min: 46 / Max: 46|
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ... in a land called France, there were three schools. Two were rival fencing schools and the third was a girl's school caught in the middle. There was much ado at graduation. Romances were forged. Revenge was had. Villains were foiled. The King of France found his pants.
Now, we have four new schools set in the far flung future. It's graduation time again. New romances will be forged. New revenge will be had. New villains will be foiled. The lack of pants of the King of France, the Sith will find disturbing.
Welcome to Story Wars, the sequel to School for Young Women. This game is set in the far flung future and
will feature famous sci-fi characters such as Han Solo, John Crichton, Scorpius, Rimmer, Jayne Cobb, Londo Mollari, Rose Tyler, Samantha Carter, Kaylee, Bender and many more. Come join them as they attend the Buzz Lightyear Academy, Vala Mal Doran's Wretched College of Scum and Villainy, Darth Helmet's Institute for TAKING OVER THE GALAXY!!!!!, or Professor Farnsworth's University for Killer Robots and Horrible Salivating Aliens.
"If beings knew, as I know, the fruit of sharing gifts, they would not enjoy their use without sharing them" - Itivuttaka 18
Aw, frell *me*, I'm not writing no bios. That's how they get you, that's how they track you down. No way, I'm not magra fahrbot enough to do that, no how! I had this one friend, he wrote a bio, and blam! they shot him! OK, actually, I heard they *tried* to shoot him, but then these other guys shot those first guys, and my friend got the hezmana out of there. Honest, that's what happened!
Good news everyone! We've trained genius hamsters to transcribe your character sheets into monk chants. Unfortunately, the hamsters are so smart they have formed their own nation and are refusing to return the character sheets unless their demands are met. So, clearly we are going to have to-whaa? Eric's bio? Who's Eric? And what's a bio?