10 Bad LARPs in 100 Minutes
|Author(s):||Nat Budin, Susan Weiner, Greer Hauptman, and several anonymous contributors|
|Male Players:||Min: 0 / Max: 0|
|Female Players:||Min: 0 / Max: 0|
|Neutral Players:||Min: 12 / Max: 12|
WARNING: This game is offensive. Play at your own risk.
SECOND WARNING: Really. We mean it. Offensive. Mature audiences only. Well, at least, as mature as we are. Which is to say, old but act like kids.
Nat first became interested in live action roleplaying when he was abducted by LARPers at the tender age of 18 and forced to play in several games at Brandeis University. Despite his initial shock, he grew to enjoy the experience and eventually began writing games of his own, thereby proving the reality of the Stockholm Syndrome.
Nat has since co-written and run Snaf University both at Brandeis and at Intercon D, and acted as AGM for several other games. The lesson: LARP kidnappings work, and NEIL should continue its covert program of stealing children and brainwashing them to turn them into LARPers, the mere mention of which will probably get me sent to reeducation ohmygod what are you doing stop it stop it noooooooo
NEIL is good. We must all trust NEIL. NEIL is our friend.
At this con, the role of Greer will be played by Christian Bale. You may have seen Christian Bale in such roles as an American psycho in American Psycho, and a singing, dancing newsboy in Newsies.
Christian Bale has really let himself go for this new part, and to prove his dedication has cut his legs off at the knees in order to achieve the height of 4'10" necessary to play Greer. And has had a sex change operation.
He has donated what is left of his legs to Legs of Love, charity for people who are too short to live.
Following up on the fantasy horde LARP "City Council of Hound's Teeth" at Intercon D and "Welcome to Scearbridge" at Intercon C, Susan, this year, has gone crazy and decided to co-write and GM the alternate history game "Counterculture" and the genre confused "10 Bad LARPs in 100 Minutes." Meanwhile, the bunnies will continue to eat my brain.